Do NOT ask me to perform any type of illegal act! Including "coded" or abbreviated words. If I have to look it up on Urban Dictionary, I don't offer it. Also this is a sure way to get blocked by many providers.
Do not ask for a discount. Rates are non-negotiable. Classy men tip, they do not haggle.
Please BE ON TIME! If you are going to be late or cannot make it, let me know as soon as you can. I understand it happens, traffic is crazy!
However, if you no-call/no-show, I'll never consider seeing you again, unless you are willing to compensate my lost time.
Please be nice and clean. I will be too, of course. If for any reason you are unable to access a shower before our appointment, please ask, you can definitely use mine. :)
Please follow the directions to my incall very carefully (use your GPS). It helps us all stay on schedule.
I am happy to answer any additional Seattle customer ethics/ client questions that are not covered here. :)
I prefer to work with well established members of TNA (just send me a "hi" messsage there).
However if you don't have an acceptable profile there, I will accept TWO✌🏻(2) of the following:
I am a lucky individual who has a weak immune system, so please do not see me if you are experiencing any symptoms.
I will happily reschedule you or we can do it virtually. ;)
Also, please let me know if you have seen me and test positive so that I may quarantine, I will do the same for you.
Firstly- have good hygiene.
I hate to start with being so crude, but unfortunately I run into this often enough it bears mentioning: wash your armpits and butt WITH SOAP 🧼 for a good 20 seconds each. 😅
(I have exquisitely sensitive senses.)
You’re welcome to shower at my place, I have a fully stocked bathroom always available.
Secondly- behave like a gentleman and you’ll be rewarded.
That's honestly about it. I don‘t have hang ups on what someone looks like, if you smell good, and are nice, that‘s all I ask. Though the occasional tip never hurt either. ;)
You may also find my “How to treat a lady” section (above) helpful.
A private upscale residence in Downtown Seattle. (Please see my Contact page for a map.)
Close to bus and light rail/street car at the Chinatown stop. There’s usually free street parking, a pay-by-phone lot under the building across the street, or a $8 cash pay lot very close by too.
My incall is a lush and super relaxing environment. Aromatic candles light the room as calming music plays. Heated table, lotion, and room. Mirrors to show off my lovely assets with soft lighting. I also incorporate blue light therapy to combat S.A.D., it’s a perfect oasis from the grey outside.
Everything I have for you is unscented, non sticky or oily.
Fully stocked shower and towels available! Please let me know if you will like a shower before and/or after your session.
Free street parking, or there’s a large $8 cash pay lot right next to me. There’s also a pay-by-phone lot under the building across the street, north of my incall .
I selected this location specifically with ease of access in mind for my clients. :)
I am on the South end of Seattle, near bus, light rail, street car, and Sounder by the Chinatown / International District stop.
I'm also close enough to Lyft if you work downtown.
Cash only, placed in blue box on my end table, before the session starts.
I will take the occasional CC or transfer but only from repeat clients. Cash always preferred.
I happily work sober. I certainly stay away from anything "hard". I do not accept trades of any kind, though when I am working in a state it's legal, I happily accept cannabis and/or related products as a tip or gift. :)