Do NOT ask me to perform any type of illegal act! Including "coded" or abbreviated words. If I have to look it up on Urban Dictionary, I don't offer it. Also this is a sure way to get blocked by many providers.
Do not ask for a discount. Rates are non-negotiable. Classy men tip, they do not haggle.
Please BE ON TIME! If you are going to be late or cannot make it, let me know as soon as you can. I understand it happens, traffic is crazy!
However, if you no-call/no-show, I'll never consider seeing you again, unless you are willing to compensate my lost time.
Please be nice and clean. I will be too, of course. If for any reason you are unable to access a shower before our appointment, please ask, you can definitely use mine. :)
Please follow the directions to my incall very carefully (use your GPS). It helps us all stay on schedule.
I am happy to answer any additional Seattle customer ethics/ client questions that are not covered here. :)
I prefer to work with well established members of TNA (just send me a "hi" messsage there).
However if you don't have an acceptable profile there, I will accept TWO✌🏻(2) of the following:
I am a lucky individual who has a weak immune system, so please do not see me if you are experiencing any symptoms.
I will happily reschedule you or we can do it virtually. ;)
Also, please let me know if you have seen me and test positive so that I may quarantine, I will do the same for you.
Firstly- have good hygiene.
I hate to start with being so crude, but unfortunately I run into this often enough it bears mentioning: wash your armpits and butt WITH SOAP 🧼 for a good 20 seconds each. 😅
(I have exquisitely sensitive senses.)
You’re welcome to shower at my place, I have a fully stocked bathroom always available.
Secondly- behave like a gentleman and you’ll be rewarded.
That's honestly about it. I don‘t have hang ups on what someone looks like, if you smell good, and are nice, that‘s all I ask. Though the occasional tip never hurt either. ;)
You may also find my “How to treat a lady” section (above) helpful.
A private upscale residence in Downtown Seattle. (Please see my Contact page for a map.)
Close to bus and light rail/street car at the Chinatown stop. There’s usually free street parking, a pay-by-phone lot under the building across the street, or a $8 cash pay lot very close by too.
My incall is a lush and super relaxing environment. Aromatic candles light the room as calming music plays. Heated table, lotion, and room. Mirrors to show off my lovely assets with soft lighting. I also incorporate blue light therapy to combat S.A.D., it’s a perfect oasis from the grey outside.
Everything I have for you is unscented, non sticky or oily.
Fully stocked shower and towels available! Please let me know if you will like a shower before and/or after your session.
Free street parking, or there’s a large $8 cash pay lot right next to me. There’s also a pay-by-phone lot under the building across the street, north of my incall .
I selected this location specifically with ease of access in mind for my clients. :)
I am on the South end of Seattle, near bus, light rail, street car, and Sounder by the Chinatown / International District stop.
I'm also close enough to Lyft if you work downtown.
Cash only, placed in the drawer of the little table as you enter my room, before the session starts.
I will take the occasional CC or transfer but only from repeat clients. Cash always preferred.
I happily work sober. I certainly stay away from anything "hard". I do not accept trades of any kind, though when I am working in a state it's legal, I happily accept cannabis and/or related products as a tip or gift. :)