Do NOT ask me to perform any type of illegal act! Including "coded" or abbreviated words. If I have to look it up on Urban Dictionary, I don't offer it.
Do not ask for a discount. Rates are non-negotiable. Classy men tip, they do not haggle.
Do not ask for pictures. There are plenty of recent photos in my Gallery! Are they not good enough for you? Sheesh ;)
Please BE ON TIME! If you are going to be late or cannot make it, let me know as soon as you can. I understand it happens, so there is no cancellation fee. However, if you no-call/no-show, I'll never consider seeing you again.
Please be nice and clean. I will be too, of course. If for any reason you are unable to access a shower before our appointment, please ask, you can definitely use mine. :)
Please follow the directions to my incall very carefully (use your GPS). It helps us all stay on schedule.
Firstly- have good hygiene.
I hate to start with being so crude, but unfortunately I run into this often enough it bears mentioning: wash your armpits and butt just before coming to see me, if at all possible.
(I have exquisitely sensitive senses.)
Secondly- behave like a gentleman and you’ll be rewarded.
Thats honestly about it. I don‘t have hang ups on what someone looks like, if you smell good, and are nice, that‘s all I ask. Though the occasional tip never hurt either. ;)
You may also find my “How to treat a lady” section helpful.
A private upscale residence in Downtown Seattle. Close to bus, light rail and the free Downtown shuttle stops. There’s usually free street parking or a pay lot very close by too.
A lush and super relaxing environment. Aromatic candles light the room as calming music plays. Heated table and room. Mirrors to show off my lovely assets.
Shower available! Just ask before your session please.
If I am traveling, I always stay in upscale and private accommodations, with similar amenities.
Cash only, placed in the "donations" box in plain site or elsewhere easily viewable before the session starts.
I will take the occasional CC or transfer but only from repeat clients.
I happily work sober. I certainly stay away from anything "hard". I do not accept trades of any kind, though when I am working in a state it's legal, I happily accept cannabis and/or related products as a tip or gift. :)
As little as I can get away with, according to local laws. I usually start out in Victoria's Secret lingerie.