How to Treat a Lady: Questions and Critiques

I prefer to work with well established members of TNA and P411 just send me a "hi" message there (RainingEmbers; P421326). I may still require one extra screening method listed below. 

However if you don't have an acceptable profile (at least 4 years old, and 4 “vouches“) there-

 I require one of the following:

• References- the contact info of at least 2 other providers you've seen and what contact info/name they’d have for you (Can take a few days to hear back from them, they must have an adult website or adult ads up).
• Book me for a Noob 101 session (virtually Or in public with Outcall fee).
• LinkedIn- send me a link to your profile, it must be a well established account.* I’ll also need a selfie with your pinky finger sticking up to verify it’s you on your photo on LinkedIn.
• Employment Verification- If you’re listed online with your company’s website, send me your name, title and phone number along with the website and the best time to call you at work to verify it’s you.
• State ID- Send me a picture of you holding your government ID (with just your full name, birthday and photo showing).
• Book me for a Dinner Date ($260 at a restaurant no more than 20 min from Downtown, or cover additional travel time).

Firstly- have good hygiene.

I hate to start with being so crude, but unfortunately I run into this often enough it bears mentioning: wash your armpits and crack WITH SOAP 🧼 and washcloth for a good 20 seconds each. Wash it twice if you’re not sure! 

(I have exquisitely sensitive senses.) 

You’re welcome to shower at my place, I have a fully stocked and clean bathroom always available. 

Secondly- behave like a gentleman and you’ll be rewarded.

That's honestly about it. I don‘t have hang ups on what someone looks like, if you smell good, and are nice, that‘s all I ask. Please don’t stink 😵‍💫

You may also find my “How to treat a lady” section (above) helpful.

Finally, while I am very accepting and tolerant, I do NOT see Nazi.

A private residence in Downtown Seattle close to the Space Needle (Please see my Contact page for map.)

Close to bus, monorail, or rideshare from Seattle. See the following question about parking.

My incall is a lush and super relaxing environment. A fully stocked sparkling shower with fresh plush towels. Sophisticated decor envelop the room as calming music plays and soft lighting. Heated table, lotion, and room (also A/C). Mirrors to show off my lovely assets. Comfortable bed with crisp linens for cuddling. A perfect oasis from the grey outside.

Everything I have for you is unscented, non sticky or oily.

Suprisingly easy parking! Rather rare in Seattle.

However, please click here to check there’s an event at the Climate Pledge Arena, traffic can get congested so please arrive ~30 min early if so. 

There are restaurants, coffee and sightseeing in the area if you have excess time.

Free street parking, might have to walk a block or two, but it’s a nicer part of the city. Paid parking garage or lot parking is also available close by.

I select my locations specifically with ease of access in mind for my clients. :)

Located near the Space Needle. Public transportation options include bus, monorail and rideshare. It’s also a nice area to walk.

Yes, so long as it’s at least 24 hours in advance. Otherwise you’ll incur loss of the 20% deposit. The deposit is to hold a spot on my schedule of and I am unable to recoup my loss of income with last minute cancellations. 

Cash only please, placed in my sight, before the session starts please.

I will take the occasional CC or transfer but only from repeat clients. Cash always preferred.

I am a lucky individual who has a weak immune system, so please information me if you are experiencing any symptoms, or within the first 5 days of symptoms onset.

I will happily reschedule you or we can do it virtually. ;) 

Also, please let me know if you have seen me and test positive so that I may quarantine, I will do the same for you. 

• Please immediately wash your hands upon arrival.
• I always wash my hands thoroughly, up to the the elbow before and after each appointment, and scrub under my nails. 
• I always sanitize the head rest area after each session with hospital-grade sanitizing spray and I always use fresh linens.
• I keep the window open (with a space heater to keep the room toasty) weather permitting.
• If you would like to wear a mask/gloves or have me wear them too, please don't hesitate to let me know. 

As little as I can get away with, according to local laws. I usually start out in Victoria's Secret lingerie. For a better idea, check out my gallery, or my Patreon.