How to treat a lady

Frequently asked questions

Welcome! If you are unsure how to treat a lady, here are a few tips :)

Do NOT ask me to perform any type of illegal act!  Including "coded" or abbreviated words.  If I have to look it up on Urban Dictionary, I don't offer it.


Do not ask for a discount. Rates are non-negotiable. Classy men tip, they do not haggle.


Do not ask for pictures.  There are plenty of recent photos in my Gallery! Are they not good enough for you? Sheesh ;) 


Please BE ON TIME!  If you are going to be late or cannot make it, let me know as soon as you can. I understand it happens, so there is no cancellation fee. However, if you no-call/no-show, I'll never consider seeing you again.


Please be nice and clean.  I will be too, of course. If for any reason you are unable to access a shower before our appointment, please ask, you can definitely use mine. :)


Please follow the directions to my incall very carefully (use your GPS).  It helps us all stay on schedule.

F.A.Q.

How might I be the best client?

Firstly- have good hygiene.

I hate to start with being so crude, but unfortunately I run into this often enough it bears mentioning: wash your armpits and butt just before coming to see me, if at all possible. 

(I have exquisitely sensitive senses.)


Secondly- behave like a gentleman and you’ll be rewarded.


Thats honestly about it. I don‘t have hang ups on what someone looks like, if you smell good, and are nice, that‘s all I ask. Though the occasional tip never hurt either. ;)


You may also find my “How to treat a lady” section helpful.

Where is your incall?

In a private residence in South Seattle about 15-20 minutes from Downtown. 


A lush and super relaxing environment. Aromatic candles light the room as calming music plays. Heated table and room. 


If I am traveling, I always stay in upscale and private accommodations, with similar amenities. 


How should I leave my donation?

Cash only, placed in the "donations" box in plain site or elsewhere easily viewable before the session starts.


I will take the occasional CC or transfer but only from repeat clients. 

Do you "party" or trade for weed?

I happily work sober. I certainly stay away from anything "hard". I do not accept trades of any kind, though when I am working in a state it's legal, I happily accept cannabis and/or related products as a tip or gift. :) 

What do you wear during your sessions?

As little as I can get away with, according to local laws. I usually start out in Victoria's Secret lingerie.