Do NOT ask me to perform any type of illegal act! Including "coded" or abbreviated words. If I have to look it up on Urban Dictionary, I don't offer it.
Do not ask for a discount. Rates are non-negotiable. Classy men tip, they do not haggle.
Do not ask for pictures. There are plenty of recent photos in my Gallery! Are they not good enough for you? Sheesh ;)
Please BE ON TIME! If you are going to be late or cannot make it, let me know as soon as you can. I understand it happens, so there is no cancellation fee. However, if you no-call/no-show, I'll never consider seeing you again.
Please be nice and clean. I will be too, of course. If for any reason you are unable to access a shower before our appointment, please ask, you can definitely use mine. :)
Please follow the directions to my incall very carefully (use your GPS). It helps us all stay on schedule.
Firstly- have good hygiene.
I hate to start with being so crude, but unfortunately I run into this often enough it bears mentioning: wash your armpits and butt just before coming to see me, if at all possible.
(I have exquisitely sensitive senses.)
Secondly- behave like a gentleman and you’ll be rewarded.
Thats honestly about it. I don‘t have hang ups on what someone looks like, if you smell good, and are nice, that‘s all I ask. Though the occasional tip never hurt either. ;)
You may also find my “How to treat a lady” section helpful.
In a private residence in South Seattle about 15-20 minutes from Downtown.
A lush and super relaxing environment. Aromatic candles light the room as calming music plays. Heated table and room.
If I am traveling, I always stay in upscale and private accommodations, with similar amenities.
Cash only, placed in the "donations" box in plain site or elsewhere easily viewable before the session starts.
I will take the occasional CC or transfer but only from repeat clients.
I happily work sober. I certainly stay away from anything "hard". I do not accept trades of any kind, though when I am working in a state it's legal, I happily accept cannabis and/or related products as a tip or gift. :)
As little as I can get away with, according to local laws. I usually start out in Victoria's Secret lingerie.